CaptainStonebelly

It's been way too long since I added anything to this thing, so I figured it's about time I started updating again.

I've been drawing quite a bit lately, and I need to get my stuff online before I start losing track of it and lose it!

So yeah, if anyone is even seeing this, expect more regular updates from me.

OK, so I've had commissions open for a while, and I've had a few people take me up on it, which is great!  However, I need money, and I can't find a job right now.  So, I figured I might open up some pay commissions!

NOW!  You can still get free commissions from me, if you wish.  The quality won't differ between pay and free.  It's essentially a donation option, but donating/paying for commission is likely to get yours done quicker.

I WILL DRAW ANYTHING!  There is no boundaries as to what I will and will not draw.  Hell, if you ask nice enough, I'll draw some frame by frame animation for you!

Donations are a flat $5.  $5 for anything you want, and it's completely optionally.  Like I said, I would just really like to make some kind of money, even small amounts, and it would be cool to say I've sold some of my art!

Finally, if you do get a commission from me, and you would like the physical art, I can send it to you!  Just ask about it when you ask for the commission!

$5 COMMISSIONS!  HELP A POOR ARTIST OUT!

What has 2 thumbs and a freshly shaved head?


THIS GUY!

To see pictures, check out either my Twitter or Facebook.

Twitter.com/sirchrissypoo
Facebook.com/sirchrissypoo

They say that a good, long, hard cry can sometimes make you feel a little better.  In my case, it just gave me time to dwell on everything that went wrong and make me feel even worse.

I don't mean to be all mopey and woe-is-me, I'm just trying to vent.  Sorry if I came off in a bad way, I'm just feeling really shitty and I keep crying and I can't control it anymore.  I guess I've just let my feelings stay bottled up inside for too long, and now it's too late.

I'll name 15 film quotes you guess what movies there from

1. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

2. I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

3. Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

4. This is not a cheertatorship, it's a cheerocracy.

5. Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

6. What's a nubian?

7. Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

8. Kelly can be a guys name too!

9. Severus, please...

10. What's he doin?  He should say base... or freeze.  What a tit.

11. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

12. HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!

13. You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.

14. Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

15. You shoot me in a DREAM, you'd better wake up and apologize.